
TODAY’S MALPRACTICE: Fergie
Oh dear God! At first, through that reflection, I thought Fergie had some elaborate back brace on, but no - it’s just a door handle, silly!
But this picture is odd, no? It’s a paparazzo, shooting a celebrity, shooting himself. A picture within a picture. A “PIP” as my TV remote control tells me. This is art. It’s like Plato when he was looking at shadows on some cave wall, or how a copy of a chair is like a chair but not. I don’t really get it either, but my head hurts. It’s either from thinking too hard or from staring at Fergie’s awful outfit for too long.