I just came across these pictures from the set of some movie called The Twilight Saga: New Moon — heard of it? nah, me neither — and the Holmes in me has noticed something quite disturbing (and elementary).

To wit, Bella and Edward kissing in some overcast rainy forest:

And then, Bella and Edward kissing in the Italian sunshine:

Facial moles?! GASP! — spoiler alert — Edward gets melanoma! Twist, I KNOW. Did M. Night Shylamanalalalalapoopoo write this script? Probs.

(Pics were from here, ya hear?)