July 2009
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Your move, Zeta-Jones…
(By the way, Katie Holmes is kinda the worst, isn’t she?)
(And no more SYTYCD posts. Swears.)
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So You Think You Can... Pull On Heart-Strings
I hate to say it — DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT! — but someone has to say it, so it might as well be me. Maybe someone out there will agree with me and instead of me being the singular horrible person in the world, I will have a horrible person soulmate. But here it goes — OMG, AM I REALLY SAYING THIS?! — I guess I’m saying this:
Am I the only one who didn’t...
We Were All Rooting For You!!!
I’m a bit of a Reality TV whore (ahem, I don’t sleep with it, I just watch it, OK?), so I was very happy to come across this list of “20 Ridiculous Reality TV Show Fights”.
Now, whoever compiled this list was a bit lazy and didn’t actually rank them from best to bester (not from what I can tell anyway, because if this current order was the ranking, this ranking is...
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New Moon Shocker
I just came across these pictures from the set of some movie called The Twilight Saga: New Moon — heard of it? nah, me neither — and the Holmes in me has noticed something quite disturbing (and elementary).
To wit, Bella and Edward kissing in some overcast rainy forest:
And then, Bella and Edward kissing in the Italian sunshine:
Facial moles?! GASP! — spoiler alert —...
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Mariah Carey Is... um... Precious
Precious. It’s a new movie that is on its way to the multiplexes and I refuse to make fun of it. Simply, it looks much too serious with its abuse and teen preggers and all things awful in the world. It looks like something that they would show as the in-flight movie on your way to Hell, just to reiterate that you didn’t do enough to help those who were less fortunate than you while you...
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Axle Key? Nope. Axel Rose? Maybe
Remember when people made mixtapes? Like, back in high school when we wanted to show our love to our respective boyfriends and girlfriends by giving them the musical stylings of Ronan Keating and Ace of Base - the Bob Dylans of my generation, I say. Well it looks like Dutch designer Patrick Shuur remembers those days as well - to wit, he has made a whole closet/divider/counter/trash-heap out of...
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Isn't She Lovely? (Totally Rhetorical)
I have indifferently watched Hell’s Kitchen on and off for the past few seasons (Chef Ramsey curses and calls people “donkeys” - tehehe), but tonight’s season 6 opener has reached new heights. It’s now going into its second hour and I have found my new hero: Lovely.
Yes ma’am, her name is LOVELY. That’s her, here on the left.
Sure she has lovely skin and...