So You Think You Can… Pull On Heart-Strings
I hate to say it — DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT! — but someone has to say it, so it might as well be me. Maybe someone out there will agree with me and instead of me being the singular horrible person in the world, I will have a horrible person soulmate. But here it goes — OMG, AM I REALLY SAYING THIS?! — I guess I’m saying this:
Am I the only one who didn’t think that the Breast Cancer dance on SYTYCD was that good? Like, it was OK and everyone’s heart was in the right place, but, like, it was pretty short and a little bit sorta 101. Agreed?
I know, I know: me = going to Hell. But if I had choreographed it (yes, me choreographing - I have mastered the “Thriller” zombie dance, and by “mastered” I mean that part where the arms go up in the air and side-to-side, so I know a little something about this art form called dance), I would have made the woman be a little more tortured, the man show a little bit more struggle, and would have shown the journey just a little bit more. I have a feeling that it was the subject matter that got to everyone and not so much the dance itself.
There I said it.
But I do have to say, that “white light” ending was decent.