ChiLL PiLL {take daily}

24 Jul 2009

Your move, Zeta-Jones…

(By the way, Katie Holmes is kinda the worst, isn’t she?)

(And no more SYTYCD posts. Swears.)

23 Jul 2009

So You Think You Can… Pull On Heart-Strings

I hate to say it — DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT! — but someone has to say it, so it might as well be me. Maybe someone out there will agree with me and instead of me being the singular horrible person in the world, I will have a horrible person soulmate. But here it goes — OMG, AM I REALLY SAYING THIS?! — I guess I’m saying this:

Am I the only one who didn’t think that the Breast Cancer dance on SYTYCD was that good? Like, it was OK and everyone’s heart was in the right place, but, like, it was pretty short and a little bit sorta 101. Agreed?

I know, I know: me = going to Hell. But if I had choreographed it (yes, me choreographing - I have mastered the “Thriller” zombie dance, and by “mastered” I mean that part where the arms go up in the air and side-to-side, so I know a little something about this art form called dance), I would have made the woman be a little more tortured, the man show a little bit more struggle, and would have shown the journey just a little bit more. I have a feeling that it was the subject matter that got to everyone and not so much the dance itself.

There I said it.

But I do have to say, that “white light” ending was decent.

23 Jul 2009

We Were All Rooting For You!!!

I’m a bit of a Reality TV whore (ahem, I don’t sleep with it, I just watch it, OK?), so I was very happy to come across this list of "20 Ridiculous Reality TV Show Fights".

Now, whoever compiled this list was a bit lazy and didn’t actually rank them from best to bester (not from what I can tell anyway, because if this current order was the ranking, this ranking is all wrong), but it’s still worth going through and reliving some of these amazing moments. From Tyra’s meltdown to the God Warrior herself, I’m jealous I didn’t come up with this list first.

Well played, Buzzfeed… well played…

'DA LIST!

23 Jul 2009

TODAY’S MALPRACTICE: Fergie
Oh dear God! At first, through that reflection, I thought Fergie had some elaborate back brace on, but no - it’s just a door handle, silly!
But this picture is odd, no? It’s a paparazzo, shooting a celebrity, shooting himself. A picture within a picture. A “PIP” as my TV remote control tells me. This is art. It’s like Plato when he was looking at shadows on some cave wall, or how a copy of a chair is like a chair but not. I don’t really get it either, but my head hurts. It’s either from thinking too hard or from staring at Fergie’s awful outfit for too long.
Pic from x17, where there are more.

TODAY’S MALPRACTICE: Fergie

Oh dear God! At first, through that reflection, I thought Fergie had some elaborate back brace on, but no - it’s just a door handle, silly!

But this picture is odd, no? It’s a paparazzo, shooting a celebrity, shooting himself. A picture within a picture. A “PIP” as my TV remote control tells me. This is art. It’s like Plato when he was looking at shadows on some cave wall, or how a copy of a chair is like a chair but not. I don’t really get it either, but my head hurts. It’s either from thinking too hard or from staring at Fergie’s awful outfit for too long.

Pic from x17, where there are more.

23 Jul 2009

New Moon Shocker

I just came across these pictures from the set of some movie called The Twilight Saga: New Moon — heard of it? nah, me neither — and the Holmes in me has noticed something quite disturbing (and elementary).

To wit, Bella and Edward kissing in some overcast rainy forest:

And then, Bella and Edward kissing in the Italian sunshine:

Facial moles?! GASP! — spoiler alert — Edward gets melanoma! Twist, I KNOW. Did M. Night Shylamanalalalalapoopoo write this script? Probs.

(Pics were from here, ya hear?)